Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Thomas Kinkade almost heaven

Thomas Kinkade almost heavenThomas Kinkade A New Day DawningJohn Collier Lilith
always thought it was.'
PEOPLE THINK IT'S IMPORTANT ONLY BECAUSE THEY INVENTED IT, said Death sombrely. Mort considered this rather trite, but decided not to argue.
'What are we they performed were invariably about kings. Kings were always killing one another, or being killed. The plots were quite complicated, involving mistaken identity, poisons, battles, long-lost sons, ghosts, witches and, usually, lots of daggers. Since it was clear that being a king was no picnic it was amazing that half the cast were apparently trying to become hazy, but he imagined that no-one got much sleep.
'I'd quite like to see a real king,' he said. 'They wear crowns all the time, my granny going to do now?' he said.THERE'S A PROMISING WAR IN KLATCHISTAN, said Death. SEVERAL PLAGUE OUTBREAKS. ONE RATHER IMPORTANT ASSASSINATION, IF YOU'D PREFER.'What, a murder?'AYE, A KING.'Oh, kings,' said Mort dismissively. He knew about kings. Once a year a band of strolling players, or at any rate ambling ones, came to Sheepridge and the plays

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