Monday, April 27, 2009

George Stubbs Horse Attacked by a Lion

George Stubbs Horse Attacked by a LionSalvador Dali The Land of Milk and HoneyCaravaggio Sick BacchusUnknown Artist Wave Rider
put a foot wrong very easily,' said Nobby. 'Very thin-skinned, your basic ethnic.'
'Thin-skinned? They're trying to kill one another!'
'It's cultural,' said Sergeant Colon, miserably. 'No sense us tryin' to force our culture on 'em, is there? That's speciesist.'
Out in the street, Corporal Carrot had gone very red in the face.
'If he lays a Carrot prodded them with the toe of his sandal.
Then he turned and strode towards the dwarf marchers, shaking with anger.
In the alleyway, Sergeant Colon started to suck the rim of his helmet out of terror.
'You've got weapons, haven't you?' snarled Carrot at a hundred dwarfs. 'Own up! If the dwarfs who've got weapons don't drop them right this minute the entire parade, and I mean finger on either of 'em, with all their friends watching,' said Nobby, 'theplan is, we run away like hell—'Veins stood out on Carrot's mighty neck. He stuck his hands on his waist and bellowed:'Lance-Constable Detritus! Salute!'They'd spent hours trying to teach him. Detritus' brain took some time to latch on to an idea, but once it was there, it didn't fade away fast.He saluted.His hand was full of dwarf.So he saluted while holding Lance-Constable Cuddy, swinging him up and over like a small angry club.The sound of their helmets meeting echoed off the buildings, and it was followed a moment later by the crash of them both hitting the ground.

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